Balayya jokes sms

Hello!! Here are some of the Balayya new jokes which are popular as Balayya sms jokes. These are the most shared sms jokes these days.. Balayya jr ntr jokes almost replaced the all the fun sms before.. Balayya Rocks!!!

1.
Ticket seller : BOSS , no one is ready to buy tickets for balayya movie simha.
Owner : sell it at Rs.1 each
Ticket seller : BOSS we wont get profit
Owner : once they enter the theatre,
after 10 minutes start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200..
2.
Balayya and Hari krishna went to egypt to see MUMMIES.

Balayya : annayya chudu enni bandages unnayoedi pakka lorry accident.
Hari krishna : avunu thammudu nuvvu cheppindhi correcte truck number kuda vundhi BC 1760
What an idea "BALAYYA"
3.
The BUS conductor says:
"Half pant Half ticket", "Full pant Full ticket".
Suddenly "BALAYYA"removed his pant and says
"No pant No ticket"
4.
Balayya practising CHIRU's dialogue (TAGORE)..

ippativaraku na cinemalu 440
andhulo HITS 4
Flops 40
Utterflops 140
Varam Adinavi 80
Varam kuda adanivi 60
Fans matrame chudanivi 20
Ika migilinavi 16
Vatilo asalu release kaanivi 14
migilina 2 sagamlo apesaru
natho cinema theesi suicide chesukunna nirmathalu 4
cinema chustu chachina fans 4232
Chala inka amina kavala?
5.
Balayya: ye ra monna enni sarlu phone chesina lift chestav kani matladav??
NTR: Nuvve chppava kada babai...
"nenu matladetappudu nee chevulu matrame pani cheyali, kadani inkem pani chesina nee next b'day undadu ani"
asale monna na b'day anduke
6.
N.T.R. : babai nuvu evarinina love chesava....?
Balayya : chesanu kani thanu
I Love U 2 antundhi........
aa rendo vadu evado ardham kavatledhu ra...
7.
Director : U have to jump into swimming pool from 100 th floor.
Balayya : but I don't know swimming
Director : Don't there is no water
Balayya : water leva aithe PICHEKISTHA
8.
N.T.R. : Babai maa kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunnam e month lo , nuvvu ravali babai
Balayya : Avuna Congrats ra..... a function hall lo.........?
9.
Balayya and N.T.R. are walking on the road
They saw 1000 Rs. note on the road.
N.T.R. : Fifty - Fifty thisukundham Babai
Balayya : migilina 900 Rs em cheddam ra Jeffa.....
10.
Teacher : which is ur favourite dish......?
AFTER MUCH THINKING
Balayya : TATA SKY.....
11.
Jr NTR: Babai, Water nundi power enduku tistaru?
Balayya: mentalodaa, ala power tiyakapote snanam chese tappudu shock kodutundi kada ra.....!

Jr NTR: Nuvvu keka Babai..
12.
Balayya bullet proof jacket kakunda domala tera vesukuntadu
Jr Ntr: ila enduku ?
Balayya: indulo domale polev bullets ela potai ??
Jr Ntr: nuvvu keka babai!!
13.
Driver : sir petrol ayipoindi koncham kuda munduku velladu .
Balayya : aithe venakki poni intiki veldam.
Jr Ntr: picchi babai intlo kuda petrol ledu!! Haha..

14.
Jr NTR: neeku swimming raadu kada..enduku cheruvu lo dookav babai?
Balayya: adi kadu ra..akkada oka baatu sagam varake munigi unte lothu ledu anukoni dookesa.....!!
15.
Balayya: nenna asalu nidara pataledu ra
Jr Ntr: avuna ekada padukunav babai?
B: upper berth lo andukay chala ibbandi feel ayanu
Jr Ntr: mari ni lower berth variki request chesi nuvvu kindana paduko vachu ga
Balayya: adugudamanay anukunna KANI AKKADA EVARU LERU RA!!


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